I run in like the cracker dog I am and skid to a halt. WTF. Who's that? Oh Tyler, be gentle, this is Stella. She's come to live here.
Well that's fine by me. I miss my buddies Brucey and Kara. Miss them a lot actually, so a new friend is heaps good. She looked kinda cute and small but that was obviously just a ploy.
I know I was never this much work. I was perfect as a baby.
Anyway, don't tell Nana but I just love Stella to bits. I pretend its hard work just to get more food he he he.
One more thing, if they think I am going to explain any of that birds and bees stuff to Stella, they've got another thing coming.
See ya dudes, Tyler out.