Guess what mates. Today I received a parcel. No one else. Just me. It was the best day ever! It was from Dexter and Angel Uncle Mango and their Momma. Wowza and yaahoo. There was a card inside the parcel and this is what it said:
Now while I have been going through rehab, I have to admit, I let myself go a bit. I couldn't be bothered licking myself too much (except my sores on my foot hehehe, but don't tell mum) and I was feeling pretty dull and ordinary. Then yesterday mum said, "Rory, you need a make-over mate". She got out some baby wipes with aloe vera and wiped me all over. Let me tell you, I smelled amazing and looked shiny again. So today, there I am sitting looking clean and smelling great and lo and behold, Mr Postman delivered my parcel and what is inside ......... a Bandana just for me.
It is two sided, so each day I can change it and feel, well, in the words of Dexter, dapper (neat and trim in dress and appearance)! I've never felt dapper before but let me tell you, I like it. I can imagine walking down our road wearing my new bandana and having people call out "Oh howdy Rory, my oh my, you're looking dapper today mate". Tonight when I go for my walk (or should I say, constitutional) around the oval I'm going to wear my bandana and think dapper thoughts (are there such things??). I don't care. I am Rory, the dapper, wobbly walkin' dude!
So thank you so very much Dexter, Angel Uncle Mango and Mango Momma. This has made my day. Actually, this has lifted mum too cause she's been a bit coo coo lately. She's always smooching me and telling me how much she adores me and how I'm the best thing ever and then the other day I heard her telling Stella the same thing? Coo coo for sure.
Here's a photo of me and my bandana.
Totally Dapper? Oh yeah!
(Dont worry about my sore foot. Mum was letting it "air out" a bit).
NO worries, and slobber,
Rory and Stella