Stella and Rory

Stella and Rory

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

The Nosey Neighbour

Hey, Tessa has left for work........Bark, bark
James is going to work ...........Bark, bark, bark, bark
There's a cat in our front yard .............BARK, BARK, BARK, BARK
Someone with a dog walked past our front gate ..............BARK, BARK, BARK, BARK, BARK
A dog ran past our front gate ...................Bark, bark, bark, bark
Two people walked past our front gate ....................Bark, bark, bark, bark
No one went past the front gate ......................Bark, bark
The Postman is coming ....................Bark, bark, bark, bark
The Postman is at the letterbox ......................BARK, BARK, BARK, BARK, BARK
Someone walked past our front gate ............Bark, bark, bark, bark
There's a bird in our front yard ...................Bark, bark
There's two birds in the front yard .......................Bark, bark, bark
There's nothing at all in the front yard .........................Bark, bark
Penny is in the front yard .......................Bark, bark, bark, bark
I thought I saw something in our front yard ......Bark, bark, bark
Oh, sorry, it was nothing .....bark

Mum says she is going to smother me with a pillow if I don't shut up .... bark bark, bark
Mum says she is going to smother herself with a pillow.
Mum is funny........bark, bark, bark.......



  1. Bark bark bark - maybe if you sat by the gate things wouldn't keep coming near it :)

  2. Hey RORY, Mate you are a very much SUPER GUARD. We don't understand WHY your mum doesn't seem to appreciate your hard and diligent work. Maybe that extreme heat is gettin to her.
    NO WORRIES, MATE... just keep up the good work.

  3. The names might be different, but that's what goes on at my house too!

  4. That's not nosey.....that's surveillance! Keep it up Rory...don't let anyone get past you. (LOVE your perch!)

    You guys stay cool and out of the smoke. We have only just reached 40° for about the second time this year. Can't imagine your summer.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  5. What is wrong with that????? I agree with Daisy...that's just surveillance, what would happen if you didn't alert the peeps to all the goings on?? Then they would say that your slackin' on the job!
    I say, keep it up! That's what I do...just buy your Moms some ear plugs. And a margarita...that works around here! BOL
    Ruby ♥

  6. Barharhar, Rory your Nuts! sounds like you could be a Mad Scot

    The Mad Scots Bark, Bark, Bark!

  7. Always good to have a pup on alert - that's what Lightning says - he doesn't miss a think either, Rory.

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  8. That is known as "Neighborhood Watch" and is a good thing. We do it all the time!

    Your pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  9. A man with your intellectual capacity surely must have a lot to say hey Rory?

  10. You're a good neighbourhood watch dog Rory, Mum should be pleased :-)

  11. You obviously have a lot to say and want to keep the family informed, Rory!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

  12. Hari OM
    Nothing like neighbourly narrative... just make sure you go bury all the pillows...just in case! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

    (Pee Ess - yeah, my granny would NEVER allow a peacock feather inside her house!)

  13. LOL we so know that one and it is usually followed by Up-Shut! They never appreciate our diligence at Homeland Security. Go for it Big R. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  14. What is the problem???? That is what we are supposed to do isn't it!! We had a policeman compliment me on my security (bark) alarm!! Don't worry we were not in trouble - mum called the police to report an abandoned car. Anywho - you must keep up your barking form just IN CASE there is a burgurgla or something trying to infiltrate your perimeter!!

    I can come and help (when its cooler!)

    Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

  15. MAYBE you had better go over the rules of the household wif your MOMMA cos we don't finks hers understand them very well. Read them to her very S..L..O..W..L..Y....that is what we has to do wif our mom.
    stella rose

  16. Hehe, we don't think anyone is going to be bothering you at your house when they see you in the window Rory!
    Dip and Elliot x

  17. Wow, that's funny because my peeps say the same thing when I describe all of the happenings outside the window! shesh Don't they know it's our job?
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

  18. You have to let poor Mum know what's going on outside, don't you? After all, she isn't there looking out the window all day. She has to make your food sometimes!

  19. BOL!!! You should do stand up comedy Rory!!
    Wally & sammy

  20. Hi Rory
    It sounds like your doing a pawesome job of protecting your home from all the intruders :) Milo & Jet

  21. So good to see you doing so well! You sure do a good job of keeping up with the comings and goings in the neighborhood. I'll bet everybody like to come over and see you to get all the scoop!!

  22. Hey Rory, how are you doing? We've been away for awhile. But have thought of you. Your mom just needs a drink.

  23. Rory-
    You are just telling your mom all the good gossip in the neighborhood...she has to keep up on the news!


  24. LOL!!! I'm glad that someone is keeping up with what's going on--I know it's a rough and busy job but someone has to do it, and you're doing it really well!!! :-)

  25. Just like OUR house! Except we take turns between White Dog, Bella, YoYoMa and Puff. And if it is something REALLY juicy...the entire WDA SINGS it out! Tell your mom that she should be glad there are not SIX of you!

  26. Rory I am so glad you are here to bark!!! It wouldn't bother me at all !!!
    I just would be so glad you are still with us!!

  27. Greetings Australian cousins. Mumy thinks you must have maremma blood because We too like to bark and bark and then bark some more, just in case mummy and half the valley did not hear Us in the first place. Love Nellie and Jasper, the two bestest maremmas in all the land.

  28. Your bark is very consistent :-) You better tone it down before you find an unwelcome pillow!

  29. "Oh, sorry, it was nothing .....bark"

    BOL - This was our boy, Lad! He was the exact same way, and the house still seems too quiet without him!

  30. OMD! You must be sooo exhausteds by the ends of the day with the amounts of barkings you do! Your mummy does seems verys funny, and I likes soft pillows...(to sleeps on, nots to be smothered by).
    Big wet kisses,
    Enid : )

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