Dum, dee, dum. Mum took my boot off. Mmmm smells nice. Oh, gee I feel tired. Mmmmm, soooo tired.
(Is she watching me?)
Oh, boy, I'm soooo tired.
Mmmm, just a little nibble won't hurt will it?
R O R Y, what are you doing young man.
Eeeeeek (insert manly sounding voice here).
Hehehe, nothing mum, honest. Er, mum, there seems to be a little pee under me. I think it must have been Stella, hehehe.
Hey mates, does your mum have eyes in the back of her head or can she read your mind at times?? Sheesh.
No worries, and slobber, Rory