Howdy Everybuddy, mum's getting desperate. We haven't done anything naughty, newsworthy or amazing for weeks. "Here you two, sit here and look cute" she says. Cute? Gorgeous and glamorous maybe, but Rory?? How does 78 kgs (171 lbs) of hanging, slobbery jowls look cute. He goes for the dignified look. Just check him out below.
Mum, can you at least fix my hair for dog sake!
Mum, c'mon, please, my hair!!
Much better. Glam? Oh yes, definitely.
Now for dignified. Yes Rory, well done mate.
A dignified dane.
Rory, wake up mate, the treats are coming soon.
Rory? Rory? Wake up.
Mum? We were getting treats weren't we?
What do ya mean, the cat got them??
Ahem, excuse Dad's beer bottles.
Bloomin' cat. Always gets spoilt.
First she gets a dog bowl and now mum's giving her our food!
We used to do cute.
Now we're grown ups we have to work harder
at getting everything we want.
So just to make mum happy -
a cute fix.
These photos still make mum squeeee.
Enjoy your week mates.
No worries, and love, Stella (used to be cute as a button but now works on Glam) and Rory (also used to be cute but now has the dignified, albeit slobbery look, down pat) hehehe.