Stella and Rory

Stella and Rory

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Rory goes to the Vet

Howdy Everybuddy

Yesterday mum had to take Rory to the Vet.  He had a couple of lumps and they were getting bigger.  Mum didn't say anything cause she thought she was worrying enough for all of Blogville.  The good news is that they are NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!!!  Yaahooooo.  Apparently they are fluid filled cysts and our dear Vet, Miss Anna, checked them out and drained them.  All gone, all good.  They might come back, they might not, BUTT the main thing is they don't make Rory sore or sick.

Hey Stellie, I want to tell the story too!  

Ok, little brother, you tell everybuddy how good you were and how proud of you mum was.  Well mates, I'm kinda proud of him too, and relieved, cause even though I like to boss the poor little bloke around, I do love him.

Well everybuddy, it was so exciting.  Mum and sissy took me, and only me, to the Vet, all by themselves.  Dad was at work and even though I am a good boy, mum still worries in case I see a doggie who yells HBO words at me cause then she thinks I might yell back at them and be a bum.  Well I can tell you, I was the perfect gentleman.  Mum said I was just fabo and kept telling me what a good little man I was.

We arrived on time but the poor reception lady had double booked our appointment.  She was real sorry but they have a new computer system just started and she was still getting used to it.  That is fine cause we just went for a little walk and mum made me do some obedience outside, up and down the street, and this helped me relax.

Here I am waiting to go into the Vet.  Their waiting room is small, so we waited outside so we didn't bother anyone else who might be surprised at my size.  

When we went in the first thing Miss Anna does is weigh me on a giant scale.  I step up on it easy peasy cause mum makes me walk along things at Dog School and now I know it's not scarey.  I had to sit and wait for the scale to tell us my weight.  Mum thought for sure I would be around 78 kgs (171 lbs) butt she was wrong.  Up came the figure of 84 kgs (185 lbs).  Mum nearly yelped cause I have put on 10 kgs in the last 8 months.  I'm not fat though.  I am tall and solid and the Vet said I was perfect.  I think I am too hehe.

Then we went into the examination room but sadly I did not get lifted up onto the table, sigh.  I just sniffed around and slobbered on Miss Anna while she examined my lumps.  No worries, she said (well she didn't actually say those words butt that is what she meant hehe).  I will get a sample from your bump and see what's going on.  My mum gave me an ear rub while Miss Anna got an injection and withdrew all this brownish fluid from me.  I didn't move a muscle and can't actually remember her doing anything.  Mum said I was A GOOD BOY!  After that mum and Miss Anna went blah blah, clean teeth, blah blah, eat more bones, blah, blah, blah for absolutely ages. 

Apparently my teeth have a little tartar so now I have to clean my teeth and eat more bones and chewy things butt I have to admit, I'm not much into chewing stuff.  I know it's weird, but mum says I'm just a bit too lazy.  Hehe, she's probably right!

Stella will chew for hours.

I chew for a few minutes!

Mum is this a cow's ear?  
OMD, mum, it's not one of our friends from the paddock is it?
I don't think I can eat anymore mum.

After we came home, mum was smiling and happy all day.  We love it cause you know that a happy mum makes a happy house.  Well mates, that's it for now.  Sorry to make you worry mum.  Stoopid bumps.  

Thanks for coming to the Vets with me sissy.

 Keep still Rory.  I'm just checking for more lumps.
Hehe, ahahaha,he, ha, ooo stop it Stellie, that tickles.

 I'm kinda sleepy now.

Shhhhh.  Don't wake up my little brother.  
He's tired out.  See ya all soon.  
No worries, and love, Stella and Rory




Friday, April 26, 2013

Video - Backyard ball game.

Howdy Mates, just a short video of Stellie and I playing ball.  
It isn't long cause if you listen to mum and sissy talking, mum thought I was gonna well, do something you would NOT want to watch hehe.  

Some of you may think Stellie is being bossy, but she says she is just showing me the rules of the game.
Whenever we play, she wins.  She says that's fair.
I say, ok Stellie, no worries.
Then mum gives me treats cause she feels sorry for me.  
I say that's fair too hehehe.

Have a great weekend mates.
No worries, and slobber, Rory
and Stella

P.S.  When mum says "poor little buggar" she means me, Rory!



Monday, April 22, 2013

Mum gets desperate.

 Howdy Everybuddy, mum's getting desperate.  We haven't done anything naughty, newsworthy or amazing for weeks.  "Here you two, sit here and look cute" she says.  Cute?  Gorgeous and glamorous maybe, but Rory??  How does 78 kgs (171 lbs) of hanging, slobbery jowls look cute.  He goes for the dignified look.  Just check him out below.

 Mum, can you at least fix my hair for dog sake!

 Mum, c'mon, please, my hair!!

Much better.    Glam?  Oh yes, definitely.

Now for dignified.  Yes Rory, well done mate.
A dignified dane.

 Rory, wake up mate, the treats are coming soon.

 Rory?  Rory?  Wake up.  
Mum?  We were getting treats weren't we?

What do ya mean, the cat got them??
Ahem, excuse Dad's beer bottles.   

 Bloomin' cat.  Always gets spoilt.
First she gets a dog bowl and now mum's giving her our food!

We used to do cute.  
Now we're grown ups we have to work harder
 at getting everything we want.

So just to make mum happy -
a cute fix.   
These photos still make mum squeeee.

Enjoy your week mates. 
No worries, and love, Stella (used to be cute as a button but now works on Glam) and Rory (also used to be cute but now has the dignified, albeit slobbery look, down pat) hehehe.

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Monday, April 15, 2013

Weekend fun.

Howdy Everbuddy

We had a heaps good weekend.  We went to the Polo Cross field for a run around.  We were hoping to help mum run off some Easter chocolate but as you can see, she didn't do much running, just photographed us running.  Er, mum, that's not how it works ok?  Our cousin Jinx was there too.  Oh, sorry, excuse me, I was leaving some pee mail hehe.


Hey, Penny, get off our house!

Our angel brother Brucey, always sends mum beautiful flowers.
Mum and Dad planted this rose bush to remember him. 

What the heck is that girl doing?

Rory, I smell frogs.

Bring me one Stella.

Nah, that's not squished frog, its a kangaroo chew stick.
   Hey, how the heck did that get there?  
My brother put some vegemite toast on my foot and I just left it there till I finished my chewy.

Sorry about the mess on the carpet mum.

Hope your weekend was a good one mates. 
 See ya all soon.
No worries, and love, Stella, and Rory

Friday, April 5, 2013

Funny Friday

Please Sir, er Miss, can I have some more?

Funny things happen when you go to sleep!!


No worries, and slobber, Rory and Stella