Stella and Rory

Stella and Rory

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Mum says we smell. As if!

Howdy Mates, our cousin Jinx had a special relationship with our lizard sissy Lenny.  She wanted to eat chat with her but Lenny was never interested.  Jinx would gaze for hours, wishing with all her heart, Lenny would come out so she could eat play with her. 

Now that Lenny has moved to Paul's house, Jinx is finding it hard to accept.

Rory, on the otherhand, says Lenny who??

I've explained, yes the radio does chat to her butt, it isn't Lenny.  We're hoping she realises soon, Lenny doesn't live in the radio hehe.   

In other breaking news, mum says we smell.  Huh, like that's news to anyone.  Of course we do.  Especially Rory cause he farts a lot.  I, of course, being a girlie, don't fart.  Our sissy and mum saw this deal on the internuts, selling candles that smell like cinnamon and spice.  Sold.  A few days later, the Postman delivers six lovely candles.  

Now we know we do not smell that bad. We kinda like our smell.   We think Mum is hoping if she burns them and the cinnamon and spice smell fills the house, people will think she can actually bake.  Ha.  We think her brain has gone coo coo.  Butt, just to humour the old girl, we'll go along with the her idea.  Sure mum, we smell.  That's right, burn those candles, cause we smell.  

One in the lounge.

Two in the lounge.

One in the passage. 

One in the family room.

Well, we hope mum gets her wish and the house doesn't smell like stinky farty dog and smells like freshly baked cinnamon cake.  Or, worst case scenario, it smells like both combined.  Mmmm yummy, farty cinnamon spice cake.   Anyone care for a slice?

Take care mates.  

No worries, and love, Stella (non farter) and Rory (fartaholic)


  1. Hey, SHE sprays us with stuff when SHE says we smell. We think candles sound good.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  2. BOL Farty Cinnamon Spice Cake...........sounds yuck pals. We will just stick with stinky goodness......fart, fart. Have a tremendous farting Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

  3. I'll take a slice. It sounds wonderful to me. Poor Jinx. So hard to have a friend move away. Maybe one of those candles could be put in the window in case Jinx needs to find his way back.

  4. Poor Jinx. I hope she doesn't sit and wait for toooo long.
    You're going to think I'm awful now,
    but when you said Mum put a candle in the passage,
    for a nasty moment I thought back passage...sorry :-)

  5. Oh my, poor Jinx. Maybe she needs a stuffie lizard. That must be stinky, BOL
    Benny & Lily


  6. Hi Stella down under!

    I have the best deal of all of you! I have a Mum who has a busted sense of smell. She thinks I smell fine, that the cat smells fine and most of the house smells fine. No weekly baths, no candles, no potpourri. She changes the kitty litter every week but doesn't know why! Just us feeling fine!

    Stella Up Over

  7. OMPUG my mom just rolled on the floor when she read this and that is not so easy to do when you are typing at a desk at work!!! We do feel very sorry for jinx, maybe you should put a picture of the lizard there so at least he something to look at besides the radio...poor little guy.
    Now as far as the stinkies...well our mom burns scentsy all over the house, do you have those over there? It a pretty pot that melts these little smelly squares of candles over a light blub in the pot, not fire no mess. You can choose from tons of scents. Just last night we 3 were sitting on the couch with mom and she could smell someone, we think it could be gus from his surgery and i think he can't have a bath for awhile....we also use spray bath in between bathes it doesn't work to well.
    Have a good day!
    Stella Rose

  8. Barharhar, Fartie Cinnamon spice cake, we will have a big slice!

    The Mad Scots

  9. You made Mum LOL when she was reading how Jinx loves Lenny, ha!
    We are sure you must smell like perfume and roses - dog farts indeed.
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  10. POOR Jinx... the triumph of HOPE over Experience. Jinx reminds me of ERNIE.. looking for LIGHT reflected from Dad's Watch.. He looks fur it ALL the time... even at NIGHT..

    OMD a post with LOTS of FART talk. WE love FART TALK.. or as we call them... BUTT BARKS... They are the BEST. We LOVE to FART and watch mom and dad REACT to them. FARTS FARTS FARTS gotta adore a good batch of FARTS.
    NOW there is one MAJOR Word of Warning though... RORY do NOT fart NEAR a BURNING CANDLE. Just Sayin buddy... Just Sayin.
    NO WORRIES... Unless you Fart near a burning Candle.

  11. It's truly sad when someone who's been part of the pack, even in a terrarium leaves the pack. We know how you feel, cousin Jinx.

  12. So cute that Jinx misses her lizard friend. Who would have guessed!

  13. Hari OM
    Jinx mate, you found the answer to meditation! All you have to do is focus for long enough that the point of focus itself disappears...

    Aromatherapy, whether in wax or oil form is always a pleasant, but not necessarily deoderis-i-fying. That's what incense is for, but you gotta not mind the smokes. Truly clears the air though. Conversely, if fooling the neighbours about buns and scones and things, I used to love putting a pot of water on the stove to simmer cinnamon sticks, cloves, black pepper and mandarin or orange skins. OMD - that'll work!!

    Breathe easy my furriends! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

    Pee Ess, hope you're popping by to read about my first Great OZ Adventure - it was an absolute hoot!xx

  14. Mom used these sort of candles ONCE. They had the side effect of making her eat cookies.

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  15. Poor Jinx......wonder if she'll every realize

  16. OMD! Just look at Jinx sitting there like that. Oh goodness, that makes us so sad. He looks so sad.

    Did Mom ever think that maybe it's HER that is stinky? Hey, just saying....

    Lily Belle & Muffin

  17. Hey Stella & Rory!
    Wow, this is one seriously funny post! Oh, BWAR HAR HAR. Sorry about missing little Lenny, but maybe the radio will help. My peeps tell me I stink too...actually what they say is "HEY SARGE, YOUR BUTT STINKS!" Then they all leave the room. Whatever. Good luck with those candles, but you gotta watch an open flame around those butt fumes! BOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

  18. BTW: Your header pix is adorable!

  19. Oh dear, has somebody told Jinx that Lenny didn't just turn into a radio? Haha, a lovely farty cinnamon cake, I'll pop over for a slice!
    Pippa :)

  20. OMD...Jinx...BOL...farty cinnamon spice cake...really, you two are too funny!!!!

  21. We understand all about the candles, guys! Our mom has her tart melter going all the time in the cooler weather to make our house smell like baked goods! It's nutty!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

  22. Cake would be nice! Are those candles edible? What if mum just made cinnamon TOAST and shared it all buttery and yummy...the house would smell nice and it would be a lovely day treat.

    Poor Jinx! Our three-legged iguana, Milo, used to come down from her perch and cuddle with Quinn.

  23. You guys are so funny!!! You pups need a digest pill-- it helps the gas--- not be!!

  24. Smelly dog covered up by cinnamon cake isn't too bad!

    ~ Coccolino the mini pig

  25. OMD we are howling, I don't fart much but Daddy does, so we have thoze sticks everywhere.. I bet your visitors are disappointed there's no cake..BOL xx0xxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  26. Dan periodically announces to Brutus that he smells, and then takes him outside for a bath! Can you believe it? A bath! With baby powder scented oatmeal puppy shampoo. Hmpf.
    xoxo Marjie and Brutus

  27. BOL!!!!!! Mum says when I smell (which I NEVER DO) she gives me a baff. Maybe your mum could do that? Do you have a tub big enough for Rory though????

    Good luck.

    Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

  28. Ha! Stinky farty cinnamon cake? I'll have a piece!


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