The Nosey Neighbour

Hey, Tessa has left for work........Bark, bark
James is going to work ...........Bark, bark, bark, bark
There's a cat in our front yard .............BARK, BARK, BARK, BARK
Someone with a dog walked past our front gate ..............BARK, BARK, BARK, BARK, BARK
A dog ran past our front gate ...................Bark, bark, bark, bark
Two people walked past our front gate ....................Bark, bark, bark, bark
No one went past the front gate ......................Bark, bark
The Postman is coming ....................Bark, bark, bark, bark
The Postman is at the letterbox ......................BARK, BARK, BARK, BARK, BARK
Someone walked past our front gate ............Bark, bark, bark, bark
There's a bird in our front yard ...................Bark, bark
There's two birds in the front yard .......................Bark, bark, bark
There's nothing at all in the front yard .........................Bark, bark
Penny is in the front yard .......................Bark, bark, bark, bark
I thought I saw something in our front yard ......Bark, bark, bark
Oh, sorry, it was nothing .....bark

Mum says she is going to smother me with a pillow if I don't shut up .... bark bark, bark
Mum says she is going to smother herself with a pillow.
Mum is funny........bark, bark, bark.......